On the eve of a royal wedding whose final week of preparations has been several stripes of toxic, we must once again ask: what do we want out of these people? Leavers and remainers, Somewheres and Anywheres, people who adore the royal family and people who can’t stand them. Incredible, really, that no one in our royal family has ever eloped. (For William and Kate’s wedding, the Sun had lip readers trained on various members of the royal family. There’s Marks and Spencer, changing its name to Markle and Sparkle for three days, and all the many pubs holding royal wedding parties, and all the many pubs holding anti-royal-wedding parties.

Source: The Guardian May 18, 2018 16:01 UTC